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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Sorry about your wait
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why don't eggs tell jokes
The shovel
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
My daughter screeched
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Honey said this husband to his wife i invited a friend home for supper
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Yo mama so poor when i rang
Politics Is Just Show Business For Ugly People
I bought a cactus
Sometimes The First Step To Forgiveness, Is Realising The Other
Did Something Bad Happen To You Or Are You Just
Early one morning the milkman was doing his rounds
You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot