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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I just watched a program about beavers
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Soup or salad?
Would you like the milk in a bag
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
When a dad drives past a cow
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What time did the man go to the dentist
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