4funnies
Corny Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Corny Jokes
/ My Uncle Ran For Senate Last
Corny Jokes: My Uncle Ran For Senate Last
'My uncle ran for Senate last year.'
'Really?
What does he do now?'
'Nothing.
He got elected.'
Next Joke:
There were three burglars
Best corny jokes
These are the
best 10 corny jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
The best pick up line
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
These are
10 corny jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
A car was involved in an accident in a street
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
A large two engines train was crossing america
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
Here was a devil witch had a daughter that 3 guys wanted 2 marry a puerto ricana white guy and a black guy
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
10 signs you might be trailor trash
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me, My Bath Toys
Maybe Hitler Wouldn't Have Been So Grumpy If People
The Last Time Someone Listened To A Bush, A Bunch
Don't Let An Extra Chromosome Get You Down
Twenty responses to use with telemarketers
Your Gene Pool Could Use A Little Chlorine
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
A dell employee got busted for pot in manhattan recently
I'm Emotionally Constipated. I Haven't Given A Shit
Whenever I See You There Is A Smile On My