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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's brown and sticky
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What's brown and sticky
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
When a dad drives past a cow
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
People don't like having to bend over
How does a penguin build it's house
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