One day a little girl went into her mothers room while her mother was putting on makeup.
As she walked in her mother heard her and screwed up her makeup.
She yelled, 'SHIT!'
Of course the little girl then asked, 'Mommy what does shit mean?'
Her mother frantically thought of something to say and finally came up with, 'It means makeup darling.
So the little girl trotted off to her brothers room.
He was listening to rock music when she walked in.
He had not noticed her and screamed, 'Hey all you bitches and bastards!'
and of course the little girl asked, 'What does bitches and bastards mean?'
Her brother frantically thought of something to say and finally came up with, 'It means friends and family.'
So the little girl trotted downstairs to see her father who was cooking thanksgiving day supper for all the friends and relatives.
When she got down her father burnt himself and yelled, 'FUCK!'
So of course the little girl asked, 'Daddy what does fuck mean?'
Her father frantically thought of something to say and finally came up with, 'it means cook'
Later that evening the doorbell rings and the little girl opens the door.
Its her friends and family.
She says, 'Hey all you bitches and bastards my mothers up stairs putting on shit and dad fucked a turkey!'
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