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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
The rotation of earth
My daughter screeched
I just watched a program about beavers
What's brown and sticky
Did you hear about the circus fire
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
People don't like having to bend over
How does a penguin build it's house
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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