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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What's brown and sticky
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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5-year Plan? I Haven't Even Planned This Sentence
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