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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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Three guys shut upmanners and crap were driving too fast and and crap felt out of the car
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
A hippy walks into a bar and grill
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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back
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