Patient: 'Doctor doctor! I feel like a pirate.'
Doctor: 'Really? How long have you felt this way?'
Patient: 'At least a yyyaaaarrrr!'
Next Joke: A jelly baby goes to the doctor
Patient: 'Doctor doctor! I feel like a pirate.'
Doctor: 'Really? How long have you felt this way?'
Patient: 'At least a yyyaaaarrrr!'