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One Liner Jokes: I Named A Comet After You
I named a comet after you. It's called "piece of shit comet".
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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Why Did The Banana Go Out With The Prune? Because
Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Sure Makes Misery
I'm Tired Of People Assuming I've Got A
What's The Difference Between Men And Government Bonds? Bonds
I Heard You Were Good At Algebra. Can You Replace
Maybe If We Start Telling People The Brain Is An
No Matter How Bad You Are Playing, It Is Always
You're Like A Candy Bar: Half Sweet And Half
Why Did The Snowman Take His Pants Off? Because He
Never Hit A Man With Glasses. Hit Him With A
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