A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.
The genie says 'since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one'
So the brunette goes first, 'I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home.'
POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish, 'This place sucks, I want to go home too.'
POOF, she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, 'What is the matter?'
The blonde said, 'I wish my friends were here.'
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