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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
I have a dad bod
Soup or salad?
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Can you put my shoes on
I just watched a program about beavers
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
A furniture store keeps calling me
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Hey I was thinking
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