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Dirty Jokes: Confucius Says Man Who Goes To
Confucius says 'Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up man with smelly finger!'
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
A guy named ivan lives in russia
This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
Captain 1 ship on the horizon
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost
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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges so he bought some fruit
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A grown man decided one day to go to a nude beach for a full body tan
What did the thirsty whale do
Son how do u control ur anger when i have beaten u
Where did you get those zacklies
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch doing nothing
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the mother superior
A man had to go to the bathroom really bad and the men s bathroom was locked so he had to go into the women s
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