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Best one liner jokes
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best 10 one liner jokes
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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For Maximum Attention, Nothing Beats A Good Mistake
USA's Been So Good At The Olympics, It's
Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented
Are You A Cat Because You're Purrrrrrfect
Never, Under Any Circumstances, Take A Sleeping Pill And A
People Who Use Selfie Sticks Really Need To Have A
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