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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I Met My Soulmate. She Didn't
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My Voicemail Message Is Just Instructions On How To Send
I Could Make Jokes About Fences, But They Are Offencive
What Do You Instantly Know About A Well-dressed Man
I Got My First Full-time Job, But I Could
A Person Has To Have A Warm Heart And A
I'd Love To Go Out With You, But My
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