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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Would you like the milk in a bag
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I could tell a joke about pizza
The rotation of earth
I would avoid the sushi
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Want to hear a joke about paper
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Will you remember me tomorrow
Can I Borrow Your Cellphone? I Need To Call Animal
Blonde definition of socialism
Please Go Play With Your Brother. That's Basically The
I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars
Yo mamma is like mcdonalds soup
Thanks Honey For Rolling Over At 3am And Telling Me
A Wise Man Once Said... Nothing, He Only Listened
I'll Tell You What I Love Doing More Than
Yo mama is so fat her waist size is