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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
I just watched a program about beavers
The shovel
How many apples grow on a tree
A furniture store keeps calling me
What do you call a fat psychic
I made a pencil with two erasers
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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