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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The rotation of earth
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
A furniture store keeps calling me
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why did the coffee file a police report
I could tell a joke about pizza
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