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How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.
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A Blonde Heard That Accidents Happen Close To Home So
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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A Rescue Cat Is Like Recycled Toilet Paper. Good For
Salary Is Like A Period - You Wait For It A
Panties Not Best Thing On Earth, But Next To It
It Is Always The Wrong Time Of Month
What Do You Call A Midget Mexican? A Paragraph Because
Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To
Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It
When Some One Types "kys," The Way You Can Get
Why Didn't The Dog Want To Play Football? It
I'm Glad I Know Sign Language, It's Pretty
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