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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Two goldfish are in a tank
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I made a pencil with two erasers
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Would you like the milk in a bag
Don t forget a bucket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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