A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
'In English,'
he said, 'A double negative forms a positive.
In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
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