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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Got Excited When My Son Joined The Cross-country
You Have The Right To Remain Silent Because Whatever You
If Someone Ever Intimidates You, Remember That They're 70
My Wife Made Me Into Millionaire. I Was A Multi
People Who Wait 4 Hours To Reply To My Text
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A Woman's Favorite Position Is CEO
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