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Dad Jokes: When A Dad Drives Past A
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I have a dad bod
What's brown and sticky
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call a fat psychic
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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