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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Can you put my shoes on
I have a dad bod
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
When a dad drives past a cow
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
How do you get a squirrel to like you
What do you get from a pampered cow
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What do you call a fake noodle
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