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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
What do you do to an elephant with three balls
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
How does a frog cross the freeway with out no arms and legs
There was a terrible bus accident
What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
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