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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
What do you call to alaskan lesbians
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
What do osama bin laden and crabs
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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What do you get when you cross a cabbage patch doll with the pillsbury dough boy
What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub?
Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner
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What do you call a cross between cold weather and the word ito
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow
How did dairy queen get pregnant?
Why are iranians so smart?
What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz
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