Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1.
Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
2.
When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
3.
Your lawyer picks the jury by playing 'duck-duck-goose.'
4.
Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
5.
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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