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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
Would you like the milk in a bag
What time did the man go to the dentist
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you call a fake noodle
I don't trust stairs
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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