On a plane there was a blonde, brunnette, and red head!
The brunnette tried a lemon and said eeww to sour and threw it out the window!
The red head tried an apple and said eeww to crunchy and the blonde found a stick of dinamite under her seat and threw it out the window!
Later that day they were walking down an street and saw a little girl cryin the brunette says little girl whats wrong and the girl answers a lemon fell out of the sky and killed my kitten!
So they all began walking faster!
Next they came upon a little boy crying the red head walks up and says little boy why are you crying and he answered an apple fell out of the sky and killed my puppy!
So they began walking even faster than before and they came upon a little boy laughing his head off the blonde asks little boy what is so funny and he looked behind him and answers i farted and the building behind me blew up!
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