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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
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