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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Two farmers joe and bob lived as neighbors but didn t like each other much
I was on the plane and this bloke sat next to me who looked just like me
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a genie bottle
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
Once a guard was highered to a museum and he asks for rules of the museum
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