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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
My daughter screeched
Paper or plastic?
I used to hate facial hair
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Would you like the milk in a bag
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why did the scarecrow win an award
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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