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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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I Like The Sound Of You Not Talking
What Goes Up And Never Comes Down? Your Age
Dream Carefully, Because Dreams Come True
If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He
It's Amazing That The Amount Of News That Happens
A Doctor Tells A Woman She Can No Longer Touch
Where Were You I Have Been Waiting For Half An
I Love Every Bone In Your Body, Especially Mine
My Therapist Says I Have A Preoccupation With Vengeance. We
I Said "no" To Drugs, But They Just Wouldn't
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