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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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People don't like having to bend over
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Can you put the cat out
People say they pick their nose
How does a penguin build it's house
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I've never gone to a gun range before
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