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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I used to hate facial hair
What do you get from a pampered cow
People don't like having to bend over
A furniture store keeps calling me
I have a dad bod
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Make me a sandwich!
How do I look?
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There Are Two Kinds Of Friends : Those Who Are Around
What's the best thing about dating homeless girls?
There was a party that many rich people attended
With Sufficient Thrust, Pigs Fly Just Fine
One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar
Why was the rooster so unhappy
What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker
How do you keep a blonde at home
The Man Who Created Autocorrect Has Died. Resturant In Peace
This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door