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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
People say they pick their nose
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Want to hear a joke about paper
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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Sure Boss, I'd Love To Take On Some Extra
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Yo mama so poor last time she had a hot meal
To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal
I don t want to taco bout it
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There Are Drunk Bikers. There Are Old Bikers. There Are
I Discovered I Scream The Same Way Whether I'm
How Many More Times Are My Kids Going To Ask
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