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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Want to hear a joke about paper
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Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How does a penguin build it's house
People don't like having to bend over
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