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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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The shovel
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Sorry about your wait
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Soup or salad?
I made a pencil with two erasers
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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There was a boy and his teacher asked him to write 5 words as a home work