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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
People say they pick their nose
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Why did the scarecrow win an award
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I don't trust stairs
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Why Are Men Like Blenders? You Need One, But You
A robber broke into a woman s house and the woman saw him
A girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs one of mike tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of evander holifield on her left inner thigh
Your mom so fat she sweat
This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
Don't Worry Honey, They Call It My Dual-channel
A husband said to his wife i will take a photo of your breasts and frame it
There's Something Actionable In Your Pants
You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade
Bill clinton and senator hillary clinton were at a yankees game