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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Did you hear about the circus fire
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I don't play soccer
How does a penguin build it's house
I don't trust stairs
People say they pick their nose
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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