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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
These are
10 animal jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump right next to each other
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
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