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5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Paper or plastic?
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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Hey I was thinking
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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