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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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A brooklyn lawyer a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
You might be a lawyer if
Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
95% of all lawyers
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