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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
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