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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Two goldfish are in a tank
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call a fat psychic
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What do you call a fake noodle
When a dad drives past a cow
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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