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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Did you hear about the circus fire
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Want to hear a joke about paper
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You're About As Useful As A Bucket Without A
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Your Kid May Be An Honors Student, But You're