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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Two goldfish are in a tank
What time did the man go to the dentist
Want to hear a joke about paper
I have a dad bod
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
People don't like having to bend over
Dads 50th birthday card
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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