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Dad Jokes: I Don't Play Soccer
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I don't play soccer
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