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One Liner Jokes: Sorry I Didn't Text You
Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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10 one liner jokes
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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second
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Men Mostly Hate Two Words: 'not' And 'enough'... Unless You
You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think
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