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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's brown and sticky
Want to hear a joke about paper
I made a pencil with two erasers
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why did the coffee file a police report
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
My wife is really mad at the fact that
How many apples grow on a tree
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